One of our favorite recipes is what we like to call “Cooked Weese (or you can say Cheesy Poofs) for Breakfast!”
We have featured this recipe several times before, but it is such a crowd-favorite breakfast option that we wanted to take some time to talk about how to cook them in an oven instead of a skillet or broiler.
Many people are not sure if they can bake these pooftballs in the oven, so let us clear up any confusion!
You may be surprised to learn that you CAN bake these little cheesy balls in the oven just like anything else!
There are two main reasons why this works: moisture and temperature.
Since these pooftballs do not contain oil, there is less need to brown them first which helps make baking more feasible. Also, cooking them at lower temperatures allows for longer heat exposure which also contributes to their flavor and texture.
Is it safe to bake them?
In 1897, an article was published stating that you can cook and toast “Wee Willy” or small marshmallows in the oven! The author of this tip says that these will not burn nor stick to anything when baking.
He also states that they would taste better if left boiling as opposed to being toasted at high temperatures. It is his belief that recipes for wee willy cookies have people using toasters which are too hot thus causing the sugar to caramelize and cause some burnt flavor.
How do you bake them?
Now that you have your wee willie warm, it is time to prepare it for insertion! Most men can handle this step themselves, but if you are not sure how to cook yours like we did before then here are some tips.
To begin with, make sure your oven is pre-heated at 350 degrees Fahrenheit (177 Celsius). If it is not check out your stove’s manual and see what temperature that one should be. Once there, put your penis in the oven until it starts to brown slightly. This may take anywhere from five minutes to half an hour depending on how hot your sex was and whether or not your partner tastes good!
Once it is cooked down enough, pull it out and wash off any leftover semen or vaginal fluid. Then, either use a butter knife or sterilize a spoon so you don’t stick anything else while eating it.
What do they taste like?
Most people cannot cook these little worms or call them “cookies” because you will not get proper results. They are not sweet, nor are they buttery; instead, they are crispy and salty with an odd flavor that some say is reminiscent of bacon.
Willie Winkers can be found anywhere from fast food restaurants to junk mail promotions. Some claim that when cooked properly, this recipe makes for the best snack ever!
If you have never tried making them before, start off by using very regular sized weenies (or even meat-free weenies if possible). This will help ensure your cookies turn out more like the picture rather than nothing but crumbs!
Never use any kind of olive oil to fry the weenies in as it does not contain enough of a solid form and therefore may leave leftover liquid in the cookie. Use vegetable, coconut, peanut, or rice bran oil instead to achieve crispier cookies.
Will they keep their shape?
When baking cookies like oatmeal raisin or chocolate chip, will they stay soft and chewy or hard and crispy? This is an important question to ask because you want your cookie to remain pleasing to eat, but also to recognize that different recipes call for different types of cookies.
Mostly, we use temperature when determining whether or not a dough can be baked into a crisp bar or if it needs to be melted down and re-rolled into balls. The average warm oven temperature for most bakers is 350 degrees Fahrenheit!
That means that unless your recipe calls for lower temperatures than that, then yes you CAN cook the dough in the oven! Just make sure your bake time is equal to that number multiplied by whatever time factor you need to ensure the finished product is crunchy and delicious.
Is it a kids or an adult recipe?
Cooking soft weenie balls is not difficult to do, but can get tricky depending on how crispy you want them! The biggest trick to ensuring they are cooked all the way through and taste good is cooking them long enough.
We recommend baking one at a time until they are browned and set (this takes about 10 minutes for each individual ball). That way you can check on them more often than if they were in a pan.
Once done, let them cool slightly before serving so they don’t overcook and become mushy. To keep their shape, use a knife to cut them in half or even quarter them while they are warm.
What else can you bake with chocolate?
When baking with chocolate, what kind of chocolate you use makes a big difference! There are two main types of chocolate used for cooking: sweet or semi-sweet chocolate and strong, bitter dark chocolate.
Cooking with too much white chocolate will not taste good because it does not contain enough cocoa butter, the compound that gives chocolate its rich flavor. The texture will be very thin and the food will taste more like plastic than chocolate.
Using too much milk powder mixed into the chocolate will also change the flavor, making the dessert taste bland. This is why it is important to check out different brands of chocolate before buying a lot.
A general rule is that one bar of semisweet chocolate contains about 70% cacao (the amount of cocoa content) while one bar of bittersweet chocolate has at least 70% cacao and often times 90%. One ounce (28 grams) of either type of chocolate equals five small squares.
What else can you bake with peanut butter?
When baking, there are two main components of the recipe that require careful preparation– moisture and heat. The recipes in this article use either the melted peanut butter or its liquid form as an ingredient.
When baking something made with peanut butter, it is important to make sure that those ingredients combine properly. If the mix does not seem smooth and spreadable, then the oven should be given a chance to work with it!
Too much dry time will result in hard cookies which may break down into pieces instead of forming a whole cookie. Moisture needed to gel the dough together and help create shape, so leaving enough time for both factors is essential.
What other ingredients would you add?
When baking with chocolate, what kind is used can make a difference! There are two main types of chocolate to choose from: raw or tempered. Raw chocolate is completely melted down and mixed with sugar before being shaped and baked into bars or chips. Tempered chocolate has an ingredient called cocoa butter that solidifies when cooled so it can be cut into pieces or shapes easier.
Raw chocolate will not burn in your oven, but it may scorch or even melt away during cooking if too hot. This could leave your cookies or cakes without enough flavor or texture, or possibly burnt. As such, we recommend using temperate chocolate for cookies and cakes.
Cookie recipes often call for either white or brown chocolate to be added while baking. Because they both taste the same when warm, it does not matter which one you use! If you do find that there is something different about one type over the other, let us know in the comments below. We are sure some people have their favorite type though.